FUNNY SAFETY SLOGANS
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Sometimes the best way to get your point across is with a humorous statement. You can do this easily with free funny safety slogans. Put a smile on someone's face, and they will be able to recall the message much more easily. With free funny safety slogans you can be assured that they will keep safety in their minds. Here is a bunch of our favorite free funny safety slogans. We hope you enjoy and are able to use them. Feel free to use as many as you like. |
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You can eat with false teeth, you can't see with a glass eye Put safety into action - the wishbone will never replace the backbone Don't count on your coworker to be the smart one. You know him too well for that. If you don't work Smart, you'll never be and old Fart! Crashing Sucks! Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are If you don't go to work, you can't get hurt Don't Fall Asleep At Work and Get Your Head Caught In a Splicing Bar. Don't Get Papercuts; They Hurt Let's all keep our heads, and other body parts, together. Protect only the fingers you WANT to keep! Macho does not prove mucho. Do it safely Mine Eyes Have Seen The Gory Of The Coming Of The Blood, Don't watch her behind. Keep safety in mind! Safety...Did it, done it, doing it tomorrow Safety slogans are nifty - Give me my fifty. When safety is a factor, call in a contractor. Safety is great unless you're late. Safety's fine if you got the time. Safety comes before Schedule only in the dictionary A hardhat on your head keeps you from being dead Work Safely and Carry a Big Lunch Box Be Safe at Work Today; Call In Sick Watch your step - it could be your last Safety Shoes To House Your Toes; Safety Glasses on Your Nose. Your Wife Will Spend Your 401K, if You Get Killed At Work Today. Crushed Hands Or Missing Fingers May Affect Your Golf Swing. Consider yourself hugged Those precious fingers don't ignore. . . Or they could end up on the floor. While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work Ladder safety has it's ups and downs. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? Safety is redundant!!!!! Working safely each day will keep the doctor away Safety is an administrative requirement. Protect your hands, you need them to pick up your pay check Safety's OK if you got all day. Our aim is to keep the toilets clean - your aim will help! Protect your thoughts and wear your hard hat Safety's alright if you got all night. |
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We hope you are able to use some of these free funny safety slogans to help you environment be not only safety minded but a little light hearted as well. Thank you for enjoying our site. Please come again soon. |
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